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oksana-razin-deactivated2011121 asked: No one's been talking to ME either! Why do you think that is? /sadface/

*shrugs his shoulders* Maybe it’s because we don’t doodle like some of the others?

oksana-razin-deactivated2011121 asked: Where are you?!

Whatever do you mean? I’m right here but nobody’s been talking to me!

asklia asked: Hello! Welcome to the Ask Assassin's Creed Family! You have been added to the directory. Enjoy your stay!

(( DANCE PARTY AT MY HOUSE. ))

ask-oksana:

As always, I must lead. Ah well.

You know, muhteşem, you would probably be less of a waste of space if you opened an ask box.

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Anonymous asked: What weapon are you most skilled with? Also, are you better at solving problems with words or with violence?

I prefer a nice, thin sword to do most of my killing. Though of course I won’t say no to a dagger or maybe a lance.

Trust me when I say that the easiest way to solve an argument in the royal court is to simply stab your enemy in the face. 

I’d really like to stab the Sultan in the face too, the lying, cheating little- 

ask-mariaauditore:

Feel free to greet him!

(( *is honoured* ))

ask-mariaauditore:

Dottore. I think you should stop drinking so much.

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These Italians.

Anonymous asked: Do you fear Ezio Auditore?

…Pah! Of course I don’t..! What business would he have with me anyway?